So I was Skype-ing with a couple of friends earlier.

Friend 1: I was looking at your Tumblr page kanina, crush mo pala si Kimpoy Feliciano?

Friend 2: Hahahaha seryoso? Eh 16 y/o lang yata yun eh!

Me: Ay grabe! 19 naman!

Friend 1: Cougar! Cougar! Cougaaaar!

Me: Weh.

Friend 2: In fairness ang cute nga nya. Kaso kiddie-lets pa!

Me: Grabe crush lang naman ah! Ikaw nga mas kadiri, patay na patay ka kay Bieber.

Friend 1: Di naman kaya!

Me: Eh sinong desperate for a gold ticket nung concert niya? At umiyak nung na-low batt yung SLR niya nung nagpperform si Bieber?

Friend 2: Ay oo nga! Mas kadiri ka nga! At least si Kimpoy di mukhang lesbian.

Me: OMG hahahahaha! Lagot ka sa mga Beliebers dyan, they are so gonna kill you.